Osama!

See? Inspiration struck. I'm trying my hand at blank verse....

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Somewhere surprisingly busy in Pakistan:

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Four helicopters full of Navy Seals
Four helicopters full of Navy Seals who?
Four helicopters full of Navy Seals who are hell-bent on wiping a certain turbaned ruffian from the face of the planet, brooking neither argument, nor the presence of defenceless family members, while our leaders look on via video-link (check the winking helmet I’m wearing) as we ruthlessly settle a decade-old score and immediately create a spike in said leaders’ public affections.
Sorry, I’m not in.